- Scientifically proven to increase your chances of being mistaken for a creative genius (or at least an interesting dinner party guest)
- Includes free life motto: "I'm not talking to myself, I'm in a meeting"
- 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
- Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
- All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
- Spot clean/dry clean only.
Attention all overthinkers, chronic worriers, and mental acrobats! Our "I Hate It When The Voices In My Head Go Silent" design isn't just a statement – it's a hilarious declaration of the chaos that reigns supreme in the wonderland between your ears! Imagine a world where your inner monologue is a non-stop improv show, where silence is suspicious, and where the committee in your head never adjourns. This design captures that moment of panic when the constant chatter suddenly stops, leaving you wondering what diabolical scheme your gray matter is cooking up now. It's perfect for those who've realized that the most interesting conversations they have are with themselves. Whether you're a professional overthinker, an amateur conspiracy theorist, or just someone who's brain likes to play "What If?" at 3 AM, this design speaks to the part of you that knows the mind is a terrible thing to quiet. Remember, in a world that often values peace and quiet, dare to be the one whose mind is a 24/7 rock concert. Why settle for tranquility when you can have an internal dialogue that rivals a Shakespeare play? It's time to embrace your inner mental maverick and show the world that sometimes, the best way to deal with life's challenges is to have a heated debate with yourself about them. After all, in the grand theater of the mind, who says you can't be both the star and the heckler?
- Package Dimensions : 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
- Date First Available : September 27, 2024
- Manufacturer : Mirthful Merch: Where Fashion Meets Funny!