- Perfect for chaotic home chefs, microwave warriors, and kitchen rookies who’ve burned more meals than they’ve served. This sarcastic design is ideal for anyone whose cooking skills activate fire alarms more than appetites.
- Great for family dinners, disastrous brunches, or just laughing through culinary fails. Appeals to sarcastic food lovers, beginner chefs, and anyone who’s set off more smoke alarms than Michelin stars.
- 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
- Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
- All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
- Spot clean/dry clean only.
My smoke alarm cooks too. A brutally honest and totally hilarious confession from anyone who’s ever set out to make lasagna and accidentally created a smoke show. Whether you burn toast like it’s a lifestyle or can’t figure out how boiling water works, this quote proudly broadcasts your culinary chaos with charm. It’s the perfect fit for home cooks with zero shame and lots of fire extinguishers. From flambéed frozen pizzas to accidental kitchen science experiments, your disasters deserve their own reality show and this design is the title card. Ideal for those who turn every recipe into a survival challenge, this listing packs in high-ranking long-tail SEO keywords like sarcastic cooking fail quotes, funny kitchen disaster humor, foodie chaos expressions, and amateur chef jokes. Celebrate your smoke-filled journey from fridge to flames and remind everyone that sometimes, cooking is less about taste and more about entertainment. If your kitchen’s motto is “Well, I tried,” this design has your name all over it.
- Package Dimensions : 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
- Date First Available : April 17, 2025
- Manufacturer : merch_template
